Cosmic Cheat Code

Decode your design. Reclaim your power. Align with your soul.

What if you had a map for your life, one that blends science, mysticism, and soul remembrance?

The Cosmic Cheat Code is a one-of-a-kind experience that gives you a multidimensional mirror: revealing your true nature, your gifts, your patterns, and your path forward.

This isn’t another one dimensional view of your soul, this is your cosmic DNA, decoded.

The Cosmic Blueprint is a comprehensive 9–12 page personalized report + a 1:1 live Zoom session where we dive deep into your energetic and psychological design using 9 powerful self-awareness systems, including:

  • Astrological Birth Chart (Whole Sign)

  • Human Design

  • Erotic Blueprint

  • Enneagram

  • Attachment Style

  • The Four Tendencies

  • Dragons Quiz

  • Values Mapping

  • Love Language

This is a soul x system fusion that helps you understand not just how you're wired — but why.

Whether you’re seeking clarity in your business, relationship, purpose, or identity, your Cosmic Blueprint provides the answers you’ve been craving — and didn’t know were already inside you.

What you will receive:

  • A completely custom 9–12 page PDF report

  • A 60-minute 1:1 Zoom session to integrate your results and apply actionable takeaways

  • A clear look at your gifts, wounds, blocks, values, desires, communication style, and soul mission

  • Insight into where you’re sabotaging and how to stop'

  • For couples: clarity on your energetic dynamics and how to meet each other with compassion and power

  • How to use the medicine to heal, expand and self-actualize.

    The option to go deeper with continued 1:1 coaching if desired

What people are saying:

“It was like reading a love letter from my soul.”


“This blueprint gave me permission to run my business in a way that finally felt like me.”


“My partner and I stopped fighting because we finally understood the core wound driving our reactions. We cried. We laughed. It felt like our relationship was reborn.”

One of my favorite case studies:

They came into the session feeling like they were speaking different languages.

She felt unseen and constantly overwhelmed.
He felt unappreciated and unsure how to help.

With the help of their Couples Cosmic Cheat Code we decoded their patterns. His attachment style + Human Design made him crave space to ground and process but her cosmic make up and erotic blueprint needed deep connection to feel secure.

With this new language, they finally understood each other. What once felt like “too much” or “not enough” was now seen as simply difference. A difference they could work with instead of against.

They didn’t just repair their relationship — they saw each other with new eyes.

Who This Is For

This is for you if you’re:

  • At a crossroads in life or identity

  • Building or reshaping a soul-aligned business

  • In a partnership that needs clarity, compassion, or reignition

  • A seeker of deeper meaning who has tried other tools but still feels like something’s missing

  • Ready for radical self-ownership and soul integration

Beginners and deep divers welcome. This is built to meet you where you are — and take you where you’re meant to go.

Mushroom Mamasita

Bijou Finney is a psychedelic facilitator specializing in visionary life design for conscious entrepreneurs. Her cutting-edge therapeutic process teaches women & couples how to use psychedelics and healing practices to retrain their nervous systems and clear limiting mental blocks. She is an integration alchemist that offers transformational retreat experiences and 1-on-1 virtual coaching. Bijou is a VITA Certified Sex, Love & Relationship Coach / Psychedelic Facilitator.

Reading Options:

Singles: $444

Couples: $777

This is a deeply personalized experience and only available by application and conversation.